Those situations where Talaaq takes place

Q: My wife and I had an argument. I went to the bathroom to do wudu. In my mind I was thinking of her abusive words and imagining we are sitting with a family regarding our fighting in future. And she is using same abusive words. In answer to that in my mind I was saying "Mei tumhe". That was just in my mind. Then in this absent minded state, right after I uttered "Talaq deta hun". I held my tongue realizing what just happened with slip of tongue. I never even had intention of pronouncing this word. I can swear by anything that I did not even have intention of pronouncing it. But it happened with absent minded slip of tongue while thinking/imagining about it in future. Please let me know if one talaq counted.

Q: I want to ask about the procedure of divorce. Please note that I am ahle hadees and my wife and whole family are Hanafi.

Q: Please explain what the masla is in regards to the talaaq of a معتوه person with daleel.

Q: One of my cousins wants to ask you that when she was watching a comedy drama on tv with her husband, in the drama one men said to his wife, talaq talaq talaq talaq. Many times my cousin's husband used to repeat the words from the tv drama while they were watching. When he heard the word talaaq, he turned to his wife and launghed then he said to her talaq talaq talaq. He said that he had no intention of divorce, does divorce take place?

Q: 3 days ago my husband gave me a divorce in one message by saying that as per your wish, talaq talaq talaq... And you are free from my side. But I have my periods in these days. Someone told me that when a wife is not in taharat, talaq cannot tak eplace and she gave me a refrence of Hazrat Umar (radhiyallahu anhu), that once he gave talaq to his wife in anger, and when he asked Hazrat Muhammad (sallallahu alaihi wasallam), he said wait for her to become pure then you can give her a divorce if you want to... kindly guide me.

Q:

1. If a man does not remember that he divorced his wife or not, does talaq takes place?

2. If a man utter the word talaq e.g. usne bola talaq talaq talaq and the wife is on the phone and she heard it? Does talaq takes place in both situations even when the man does not want give her talaq?

Q: I have a question regarding divorce. If a man used 2 times the word of divorce to his wife and no was standing between them. She closed her ears and she is pregnant. Did the divorce take place or not?

Q: Want to ask if a man is really really angry and he is a drug addict. In bad anger he doesn't know what he is doing. Then he say 2 talak to woman and woman didn't hear it. Some family member heard it, then what? Man is fully on heroin for the last 20 years and he said it in anger. It was bad anger. After we mention it to him that he said that, he said that he doesn't know. Is it acceptable or not? 

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1. My husband and I were in an argument over phone that lasted two hours. He was angry and wasn't listening but he claims now that he was angry but not insane. He said "you are divorced" knowing I was in early pregnancy.

2. I replied immediately in shock by stating "did you just divorce me? Husband said yes, I said "are you divorcing me!" Husband said yes.

3. My husband gave me a first divorce in 2015 but took me back.

4. My husband informed me the words "yes, yes" do count as further divorces & he thinks our marriage is over. My view is that they are simply confirmation of him saying "your divorced" and is considered one talaq and so there is a chance for us to reconcile.

Question - Please can you confirm whether the word "yes" "yes" are additional pronouncements of divorce or just confirmation of his first statement of divorce. Please can you give the answer in accordance with hanafi fiqh only with references and evidences of rulings as my husband will only accept this.

Q: I wrote three times I give divorce my wife in front of my mother but my wife don't know about that but we again together. Then my wife asked divorce I say 3 time divorce and same time wrote 3 times I gave divorce and 2nd or 3rd day in front of lawyer I sign on divorce paper again but within 15 days we again together. After that we sit together and say each other we are doing nikah again. So kindly let me know are we still husband and wife and now we have a son also. Please guide me thanks.