Those situations where Talaaq does not take place

Q:

1. My wife and I had an argument. I went to the bathroom to do wudu. In my mind I was thinking of her abusive words and imagining we are sitting with a family regarding our fighting in future. And she is using same abusive words. In answer to that in my mind I was saying "Mei tumhe". That was just in my mind. Then in this absent minded state, right after I uttered "Talaq deta hun". I held my tongue realizing what just happened with slip of tongue. I never even had intention of pronouncing this word. I can swear by anything that I did not even have intention of pronouncing it. But it happened with absent minded slip of tongue while thinking/imagining about it in future. Please let me know if one talaq counted.

2. Similar question but in my case there was no anger and no fight. I was alone and completely fine. My wife was not present. It just slipped out because I was thinking about the subject of divorce and I did not even think about my wife. Suddenly this thought came of her and I said the words "aap ko talaaq ho".. if I didnt have the intention to say these words or to divorce my wife what is the ruling?

3. Also, once in anger she wrote in an sms "bye" to which I in an instant replied "bye bye bye" but had no intention of divorce. Does that also count as divorce? 

Q: If a woman dreams that her and her husband are far away from each other and she is angry and upset with her husband but isn't sure if they were divorced in the dream.

1. Would a dream like this mean divorce in real life?

2. Would dreaming of divorce mean divorce in real life

3. Would dreaming of this or of divorce mean that the nikah has broken or become or will be invalid?

Q: My husband keeps on saying and messaging many people and me also that he wants to give me talaq. He is doing this continueously for the last 6 months but didn't say it to me directly. Does it affect our nikaah?

Q: When a husband and I argue, he says to me "you have lost all haq from me" does this count as divorce? In no way does he mean that he is divorcing me.

Constantly when I argue with him and ask him for a divorce, to shut me up a few times he said "I will" as in I will give it.

I just wanted to know if divorce takes place.

Q: If my husband is in anger and he continuously says that you are my lord, of course he doesn't think like that, does it affect anything? He was referring to me. In this case what should we do? Do we have to renew our marriage?

Q: If my husband said to me “I don’t want to be with you”, does divorce take place?

Q: Mistakenly calling one's wife (bhabi "elder brother's wife") breaks nikah or not?

Q: I got married last year and it was a love marriage. I moved abroad and my wife is still back in my homeland. We fight alot. Before and even after marriage, we beat each other, obviously I am the husband so I beat her harder.

Now, every time we fight, it ends with her asking for talaq, or I tell her to leave me, or I tell her everything ends etc. But recently in messages, we fought again, and as usual she asked me for talaq and this time I said to her that we are separated for 40 days. Then I blocked her from every social media that we keep contact on. I haven't called her or said any words of talaq. 

Q: In the state of anger and while fighting with my wife, I said "go to your father's house and dont show me your face ever". Though we were arguing and in the state of threat that Ill leave her etc etc, But didnt say divorce or anything. I had no intention to leave her. Let me know if it affects my nikkah? 

Q: I have a few questions regarding whether talaq takes place in these circumstances.

1. If a person says 'Recharge' or 'Macho' aloud with the intention of divorce, does this count.

2. I was uttering 'Salamu-alaykum' repeatedly with no intention. On the last time, when I reached 'alaykum' the thought and intention to divorce came to me. Does this take place?