Khwaabo ki Ta'beer

Q: Naya kapra dekhna. Naya kapdhe silwane dena. Magar ladhki ka umdha kapdhe sil jana.

Q: Mera sawaal yeh ha ke m ek khawab ki tabeer jan na chahti hon jo k mri ek aziza ke mutalik hai. Mene dekha ke mri aziza pregnant ha.. ur mn us doc k pas ly k gai hon.. road s guzary hn hum trafic hoti ha bht .. bhag door k bach bachaa k humdoc k pas pohnhty hn udr lady doc milti ha.. ur mje bahr rukny ko khti ha... mn ruk jati hon... ur mri aziza andr jati ha..phr mn dekhti hn k doc khti kuch parhti ha ... ur mri aziza k pait k grd koi talla lga hota to junhi doc parhti ha kuch to wo khul jata... to doc khti ha ab sab theak ha..ur doc sath yh b khti haak ub jadu utar gya ha.. mjeeis ki tabeer btaye...

Q: Main ne khwaab me dekha ke mere abu guzer chuke hen or is sadme me meri ami bhi guzer gai. Phir mjhe kuch nahi yad. Is ke thori der bad main ne apne sasur ko dekha ke woh b guzer gye hen. Or m apne ofice gya. Incharge ko bola k mre sasur umrah pe jane wale the k un ki death ho gai.

Q: Raat mein ne khwaab dekha mein mere biwi jo hamla hai mere abu or meri ammi jo kay fot ho chuki hai. Ghar ki chhatt par baithay hai or hamay aik sitara nazr aata hai bohat kubsurat hum sub dekhtay hai phir aik or nazar aata hai phir aik jaga jhurmat mein zyada sitarey nazar aatay hai phir mujhe suraj nazar aata hai bohat chhota sa magr baqi log nahin maantay yeh suraj hai suraj jb nazar aata hai m saro kay bilkul upar hota hai es kay baad suraj mashriq ki janib aana shuru ho jata hai or bara bhi hota jata hai phir sub maan jatay hai ha yeh suraj hi hai surab aise surakh hota hai jaise khun ahista ahista suraj bohat bara ho jata hai or us maqam par aa jata hai jaise kay abhi talluu huwa ho or bohat nazdeek or bohat bara hota hai phir suraj aik dum hi kaala ho jata hai phir aik dum surakh ho jata hai aise kaafi dair chlta rehta hai phir aik dum se hi suraj kaala ho kar phatt jata hai or m shor machata hu qayamat aa gayee or neechay bhaag aata hu neechay aa kr chhup jata hu mera aik bhai mujhe neechay milta hai jisay kehta hu qayamat aa gayee suraj kay phattnay se zameen par zalzala aata hai or suraj ki raakh zameen par aa jati hai jo saans lainay se naak mein jati hai mujhe phir khyal aata hai mere abu ammi or meri biwi to upar hi reh gaye hai mein un ko lainay kay kiye jata hu to mere biwi mujhe drwazay par kharri roti huwi milti hai or kehti hai ammi es tarf bhAgti huwi gayee hai abu bhi ammi kay peechhay gaye hai mein apni biwi ko andar le aata hu or phir meri aankh khul gayee.

Q: Maine khwaab mein dekha ke mi chappal khareedi or uske baad uske paise dena bhul gayi. Uske baad ka khwaab yaad nahi ke paise doye ya nahi dhunla yaad hi or dusre khwaab mein maine billi dekhi.

Q: Main aik khwaab ki tabeer jana chahti hu. Mai ne khuwab mai bra sa sumandar dekha tha us k andr jati hn or phr sara pani khushk krty hain or uska nechy bht gand hota pta ne kia krna hota or phr wo pani chor dety or rasty mai e hoti hn abi pani k andr bht upr sy pani girta ha zor sy.mai kehten hn wo gand b saf kr dety hum phr pani chorty wo...pr wo chor dety. bara sa samandr jaisy wo gaon mai nehr hoti shyd jis mai pressure sy pani ata upr sy wo tha but nechy sy samandr tha...or jb pani khushk howa to nechy gand tha tha..ya dono aik sath kaisa hora.

Q: Mai ne khuwaab mai aik bazurg ko daikha. Ishaara se baba fareed ka tha. Do rooms mai 5 qabar mubarik the pehlay mai 3 dosray mai 2 aur har qabar k sath inhe bazurg ko daikhta ho magar akhri qabar mai us bazurg say ham kalam hota ho un k sath aik choti bachi hoti hai jo kehti hai k tum 72 ghantay bhokay raho.

Q: Khwab mein paani ke andar ghota laga kar tairna ..

Q: Me khwab ki tabeer ma'loom karna chahti hu. Me aksar khwaab me khud ko feces (pakhana) ya urine (paishab) krte dekhti hon. Pehle ye khwab muje 10 ya 15 din ya month bad ata tha tha ab ye aksar aney lage hen kuch din k waqfe k bad.. ar in sb khwabo me similar chez ye hoti k ma toilet seat pe bwethi hon ar hajat (feces ya urine)kr rhi hon ar ya tu toilet k andr ar log b mojod hen ya phr toilet seat ksi aesi jaga hy jahanar log bethe ya aaja rhe hen. ma preahan b hoti hin apna sattar chupane ki koshish b krti hon bt wahan mojod logo ko is se koi interest nhi hota k ma is waqt toilet seat par hon etc. aksar anjaan jaghem hi hotihen bt kbi kbi apna ghar b hota bt log joird gird hote wo apne relatives ya janne wale hihote he.. ma in khwabo ki bht preshan hon. Please muje guide kare. Mujhe aap k jawab ka intizar kar rahr ga.

Q: Meinay khawab mei dekha ke mein apni cosuin k saath gali say ja rai hn agay mamu b hain.. Inki baiti papita laiti hai.. Woh kahto hai mei apisay daiti hn raari walay ko.. Lakin meo kahti hn mei daiti hn. Meray pass jo paisay hain un pay kuch arabic likhi hai.. Mei sochti hn meray pass saudi raiyal hain un paisoun payjy lagta hai k kpi muqadas amraatain hain.. Woh rari wali kahta hai ap k liay b shoper mei mei dalta hn papita. 2.. Aik aur khawab b dekha hai meinaya k aik jaga mei jati hn wahan log lah rajay haon k yeh duniya ki sub say bari amaraat hai mei us amaraat ko dekhnay k liay oper say neechay rope k zariaye a rai hn.. mei kamar k gird belt bandh laiti hn.. aur kuch jannay wali larki hai.