Khwaabo ki Ta'beer

Q: Maine dekha ke mere marhum bhaijaan muje ye kehte he ki me khi nhi gya me yhi par hu or muje jan buj kar galt dawa di jeski wjhse mera achank intikaal huaa.

Q: Mere ghar ek rishta aya lekin us k liye abi mere waldein na razi hyn lkn jb mene khud us rishte k liye istikhara kia aya ye rishta hoga k ni to mene dekha k...tuloo e mashriq hy aur bht sari garian road pr ja rahi hyn.me dekhti hun k ek gari mein mein bethi hun aur mje aesa lag raha he jese me kisi bht bari shakhsiat k sath bethi hun aur mje lagta he jese poori garion k jhumand mein mera sb se zyada protocol he.. me us me apne cousin ko b dekhti hun wo b jese mjhe hii dekh rahi ho hasrat se... bara e meherbani is khwab ka sahi bayan dijiye.

Q: Mera sawal yah hay ke main nay Wednesday ki raat koi 3 bajay k bad aik khawab daykha k main aik darbar par gaya hoon k mujhay andar mazar tak janay k muka mill jata hay or meray hath main oil hay charaghoon main dalnay k liya k wahan meri mulakat aik malang say banday say hoti hay jo meray hath say oil pakar k rakh layta hay or mujhay kahta hay k kal ana or who itna kah k malang chala jata hay or phr main mazar pay hazri day k or bosa kar k aa jata hon k meri ankh kul jati hay. Please mujhay is ki tabeer batain.

Q: Ammi abbu ko jala hua dekha maine dekha kuch log hme ghr se niklne k liye mere ghr pe dhuwa (smoke) kr rhe the mai unko rok rha tha ammi abbu andr soye hue the unko isbt ka ilm nhi tha ki bahr kya ho rha h fir kuch logo ne mujhpe pani daala mai tb b nhi hata waha se achank yad aya ki ammi abbu andr h ja k dekha to dono jale hue the ammi zyada jali thi abbu km jale the mai ammi ko dekhne gya itne mehi khwab tut gya. Mai bahut fikr me hu mehrbani kr k jldi se is khwab ki tabeer bate.

Q: Main ne khwaab me dekha main ne naye kapde pehni thi. Do teen baar main ne yahi ek khwaab dekha. Please aap mujhe mere khwaab ki tabeer bataye.

Q: Maine khawab main aik larki ko dekha jis k hath boht ziada safeed hain main b dua karti hon k mere hath b isi tarha safeed hoty phir jab main us k sath hath milati hon to dekhti hon mere hath b usi ki tara safeed hain main khawab main he sochti hon dekho us k hath mujhe ziada safeed nazar arahy ty apne nahe ye to mere hath b usi tarha safeed hain plz is ki tahbeer bta do.

Q: Janaab maine ek khawab dekha ke har taraf nange log hai aur main morti yani booth ki pooja kar rahan hoon is ki tabeer kya hai?

Q: Meine ek khawb dekha k ek kowan (well) jo hooz ki taraha kisi anjaan ghar me hai jaha koi nahi Pani bilkul saaf aur josh marraha hai uske uper " Hasir " yani chatayee uske upper padi hai tu mujhe ek dum koi peeche se koi dhakka de tay hain tu mein uspar girjata hoon lakin mein us chatayee ki wajhe se hooz me nahi girta hoon me uthkar peeche dekh ra hoon tu koi nahi hai phir mere ful me khayal state hai mein Salaam karo meine salaam kiya tu paani k ander se salaam k jawab ata hai tu mein Pani k ander dekh raha hoon pani paak o saaf aur machli (Fish) swim karehe hai mein haath dal kar fish ko hath mein lena ja raha hoon machli paani jarahi hai aur meine us awaz ko khaha se ayai hai dekh raha hoon tu hooz k ander neeche ki zameen dikh rahe hai phir uske under awaz ayee k sunnat ki Ittebaha karo aur mere ek dost hai jise bula kar laoo kharehai hein tu mein foran bula kar lane gaya tu woh ek cockroch se dar raha hai tu meine us cockroch dekhal kar us bula kar jaarah hoon.

Q: Mei ne khawab mei dekha k mei jaise pathraaw kar raha hoo. Lekin meine koi pather nahi mara. Phir koi jai police peeche dood ti hai koi ladka humare peeche aata hai aur meri bazo ko pakadta hai mei kamez ke button kholta ho tou uske haath mei kameez hi rahti hai phr mei daudta aata hoo aur zor se pather pather ho jo mere haath mei hota hai uske sar par. Phir wo 50 rupai maangta hai mei deta hoo aur apni kamez le jata hoo.

Q: Mera sawal hai ke agar koi Muslim kisi non-muslim ko namaste kehta hai ya uske namaste kya jawaab deta hai to ye kaisa hai. Aur doosra sawaal ye hai ki agar koi Muslim student kisi teacher ke Pair chhoota hai to ye kaisa hai.