Dreams

Khwaab ki Tabeer

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay hamara ghar buhat bada hai aur aise lagta hai kay jaise mere papa soye huey hain aur mera bhai ka buhat bada kamra hai jis mein bathroom bhi hai buhat acha aur mein uss mein nahane kay liye jaana chahta hoon aur jab mein jaa raha hota hoon tou dekhta hoon kay bhai bhi sonay laga hai aur jab mein wahan bathroom pohnchta hoon tou wahan buhat bada bathroom hota hai jaise lagta hai jaise ghar koi naya ghar hai jis mein shaid kitchen bhi hai aur aur kamre bhi aur buhat roshniyan hain, jab bathroom ponchta hoon tou wahan white paint hua hai aur buhat bada hai lekin bathroom itni achi halat mein nai hai kiunke zameen aur dewaron par buhat khichad aur mitti hai aur aisa lagta hai kay yahan chupkaliyan bhi buhat hongi tou dekhta hoon kay khidki kay bahir buhat moti do chupkaliyan hain aur thoda sa sheesha bhi toota hua hai khidki ka jis se chupkaliyan aik dam ander aa sakti hain aur aise lagta hai kay aur ander bhi buhat zada chupkaliyan hongi wahan, chupkaliyan ander nazar nahin aati lekin aisa lagta hai kay ander bhi chupkaliyan hain buhat se jaise bahir hain aur mein sochta hoon bhai tou in chupkalyon se darta nahin hai aur yeh bathroom use karta hai lekin mujhay tou buhat dar lagta hai, tou mein wahan se chala jata hoon yeh soch kar kay jab naya paint ho jaye ga bathroom mein tou yeh chupkaliyan khud chali jaien gee tou mein phir iss mein aaya karon ga.............kia tabeer hai?

Khwaab ki Tabeer

Q: 

  1. Mein ne khawab dekha tha jo ahista ahista mujhay yaad aata ja raha hai kay mein ne dekha kay koi ladki pehlay se shaadi shuda hai uss ka shaid bacha bhi hai mein uss ko hosla dene kay liye gale se lagata hoon aur ghalti se sex ho raha hota hai aur mein kehta hoon kay woh abhi mushkil mein hai uss ko gale se alag nahin karana chahiye iss liye honay do aur phir delhta hoon kay hum sab ghaadi mein hain aur mujhay mere mama papa kuch khareednay kay liye aur mein ghaadi se utarta hoon jab woh ghaadi rokte hain aur phir dekhta hoon katy wahan pe inzamam jo cricketer hai uss ne mouchain aur french daari beard rakhi hoti hai aur woh kuch frokht kar rha hota hai aur phir dekhta hoon kay jo mera cousin hai woh 10 saal ka hai lekin mein ne uss ko 5 ya 6 saal ka dekha hai aoh mere saath motorcycle pe bhaita hai aur mein motorcycle chala raha hoon aur hum buhat mouj masti karte hain............kia tabeer hai?
  2. Mein ne khawab dekha kay mein buhat ooncha udh raha hai jaise aasmaan ki sair kar raha hoon matlab jaise aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur aasmaan kay buhat kareeb udh raha hoon aur mujhay aisa lagta hai mein ne buhat mushlkil dekhi hain iss liye mein aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur buhat tezi se udh raha hoon (zameen se aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh raha ya aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh kar ja raha) balke aasmaan ke qareeb udh rha hoon............kahin yeh mout ya kisi nuksaan ka isharah tou nahin hai?

Fiancé ka 10 months se kuch pata nahi

Q: Mere fiancee ka 10 months se kuch pata nahi hai woh ayk khatarnaak jaga gae the .... log kehte hen ke unki death hogae hai .... lekin mera dil nahi manta. Me last 8 months se unki wapsi ka wazifa karrahi hun ... or mene during wazifa khuab me kafi baar dekha hai ke woh wapis agae hen muje yaqeen nahi araha hai ... or unko zinda dekha hai .. lekin woh mujse naraz hen ya mujse kam kam bat karrahe hen ... mene khuab me yebi dekha ke sabne kaha woh dead hen magar woh zinda hen ...... aap muje tabeer bataen.  Me raat me Allah se naik khuab ka keh ke soti hun ... me bohot roti hun or bohot pareshan or depress hogae hun ....

Dream

Q: I had a dream of my sheikh that he was speaking and no one was paying attention to what he was saying and he was separated by a fence wall until I came towards the fence wall and pulled it in order to make a gap and I used that gap to go to my sheikh than we started walking together and my head was bent towards my sheikh as a person listening very attentively as we were  walking to what he was saying although I don't remember what he was saying in the dream so what is the interpretation of this dream?

Khwaab ki Tabeer

Q: Main ne shadi ke liye istikhra kia tha. 

1 khwab.. main ne dhekha k main ayk shop me jati hon wahn yellow colour ka jota bohot pasnd ata hai lekin mai dhekhti hon to bhot chota hota hai aur kehti hon ye to nai aye ga..magar jab pehanti hon to poora aur bilkul sahi ata hai.

2 khwab.. main ne apny ap ko aur us ko kabbah mubrik me bhetha dhekha aur dhekha k shadi ho gyi hai aur 1 bucha bhi tha.

3 khwab..dhekha ke ayk bus me safr kr rhi hon aur bi rishty dar sath hain sub utr jaty main last meinhoti hon aur meri 1 joti gum ho jati hai tu mamo mujy phr wo jooti dhoond kr dety hain.

4 khwab...dhekha k samndur mein hon aur mera dupataa suamdr me gir jata hai aur main khwab mein souchti hon k ab kaha mily ga itna bara samndur hai magr phr achank mery pao me aa jata hai.....

main ap ko bata don jis larky k liye kia istikhra wahn hamry khandani jhagry hain aur koi nai mantaa..khas tor par larky k ghr waly. Aap plz batye mujy in khwabo ki taabeer

Khwaab ki Tabeer

Q: Khwaab ki tabeer jana tha. Yahi khawab tha. Mathlab hum college me he girls college he wo kuch rowdy class room me aa ke girls attack kare or hum aytalkursi pharne hamare paas kon bhi attak nahi karske but try kre toh bhi dhoor hojare the phir hum rod sey mere unlog ko or unlog zakme hoge.

Dream

Q:  I saw a dream where I was kissing a boy. What is the ta'beer of such a dream?

Khwaab ki Tabeer

Q: Main ne khawab ke baare main pochna chahta hon main subah fajr ke bad dekhta hon kay sar kay baal katwa raha hon or kafi sufaid baal bhi hain is main. Or meri bhabi kat rahi hoti hy.

Dream

Q: On the 28th night I had a dream that I am sleeping on a hospital bed but the place is out side of my house entrance. Suddenly the bed broke and I fell down. The nurse came and put another bed at the same place. I was feeling drowsy. When I opened my eyes in the dream, my mother was sleeping next to me on the same bed, then my wife came with breakfast which was bread omelette, then one very old lady came (I know here, she is beggar who sits near my shop) she was requesting the nurse to interchange her bed with mine.