Khwaabo ki Ta'beer

Q: Meine khwaab mein 2 janaze dekhy. Saath hi saath kisi hindu ki arthi bhi jaty huye dekhi. Aur mein in janazon ke darmiyan se raasta paar kar rhi hoon. Meherbani farma ke is ka matlab bataye.

Q: Ma ne dream dehka maulana jamshed ka jo rawind ka bazurg hai aur kal intaqal farmaie gae. Aur aaj ma ne dream dehka ka bouth sa crowd hai metlab log hai aur hazrat jamshed dua farma rahen hai. Aur me bi dua me shaamil hogaya. Lakin Maulana Jamshed ne esi dua mangi ka (ya Allah non muslim ko muslim kar daien aur un ko kilma naseeb kar) ek dum Allah ki taraf sa kismish (كشمش) barsany lage yae dehk kar hum! sub rognay lagay aur ma apne ghuna pa rohnay laga.

Q: Mujhay ayk khwaab ki tabeer pochni hai. Please bata deay jeay ga yeh kahwab mujhay aaj bhi achi terha yaad ahia ur hamysha yaad rehta hai yeh khawab main ne subha ke time dekaha tha aur jab ank kholi thi tu fajar ki azan hoo rahi thi. Khwaab esay ahin "main kesi bohat bari dergha per hun jab bohat say log hain bohat achi dergha hai bohat khoobsoort chmakti hoi tiles lagi hoi hain aur safi bhi hoo rahi hai phir waha per elan hota hai k hazar sahib ki sawarii aa rahi hai sab log dedar k leay tayar ho jaen tu main bhi akk said per hoo ker khari hoo jati hun meri beti bhi meray sath aur aur shyad meray shohar bhi phir akk khboosrat si baghi jesi lakin woh pori band hoti hai sawri bahir aati hai akk kamray say aur sab aadab say kharay hoo jatay hain woh gardi pori dregha ka chaker kat ker wapis apnay usi kamray main chlai jati hai ,phir main aur meri beti whah say chla ker thora aa gay chalay jatay hain phir main jesi roza e Pak ki jaliyan hain wasi waha per hoti hain main waha khari hoo ker dowa mang nay lag jati hun mera beti ka rakh dosri taraf hota hai tu woh waha deakhtay howay kehti hai ma ma woh dekhen Allah tala kitna pyaray hain tu main mur k deakhtay hun tu mujhay bas white roshni si dekhti hai phir akk awaz sunai dayti hai kay tumhari beati bhi bohat payri hain us kay baad meri ankh khol jati hai." App ke jawaab ki muntazir.

Q: Main nay khawbo ki tabeer maloom kerni hai yeh khuwab main nay takreeban 2 sall phelay deakha tha subha 9 bajay k baad dekha thaaur us waqet main nay ghulsay janbat nahi kia tha.

Khuwab dekhanay kay baad uth ker kerlia tha. aur khuwab esay hai, " main apnay shora aur choti nand aur saas kay sath akk elakay say guzar rahi hun jaha different bulidings aur gher hain thora aa gay gai hun tu akk building kay bahir kafi rash hoo raha tha tu main nay kesi say pocha yaha kia hoo raha hai tu us nay khaha hai yaha per bohat baray bozurag ayy howay hain 5th flor per kesi say milnay sab un hazart sahib ki zeeyart kernay jaa rahay hain aur apnay leay dowa bhi kerwa rahay ahin tu main nay apnay shora say kaha chaloo hum bhi chatay hain. us kay baad main nay buliding kay door kay pass akk sign bord deakha us kay uper akk bara sa sanp slive aur black color ka full black nahi tha mix color tha woh batha howa tha main nay pocha kesi say tu us nay batana kay yeh hazarat sahib ka muhafiz hai hamysha un kay stah hota hai woh kesi ko kuch keh nahi raha tha phir hum uper chalay gay uper jab hum gay tu woh akk kholi jagha thi akk tree tha shyad aur us kay nechay hazart sahib bthay howay thay waha sab line say hazart sahib say mil ker samnay kay rastay say utertay jaa rahay tha, rash honay ka bawjood bhi sab akk ker k aram say mil rahay tha , phleay meri nand gai us nay kuch pocha aur woh nechay chali gai phir meri saas gain unhoo nay apni bemari k leay dowa ka kaha aur woh bhi chali gain phir main gai lakin us time merya shohar kahin aagay chlay gay thay main nay hazart sahib say khaha k woh meray aur meray shohar k leay dowa keran kay hum dono hamysha kush rahen aur kabhi koi buri nazar ya aafat hum per na ay tu woh muskuranay lag gay phir main nay kaha k meray shohar bahir jana chatay hain tu unhoo nay pocha k kaha jana hai main nay batay k woh abhi tu Australia janay ki tayari ker rahay hain dowa kareen k woh kamyab hoo jaen (aur woh hakkekat main bhi yehi ker rahay hain) lakin un ka shok saudia arab jaa ker madina pak main job kerna ka hai tu unhoo na kaha kay appnay shoar say kahoo k woh Darood Sahreef kasart say parha karay tu main nay kaha k Masaha Allah woh wasay b parhtay hain phir hazart sahib nay kaha main kuch kerta hun phir main tumhay batadon ga kay kamyabi hoi ya nahi main tumharay khuwab main aaon ga aur aa ker koi ishara don ga ya tum ko bata don ga lakin tum derna nahi meri ankeen lal hoo sakti hun aur tum kesi koi batana nahi werna koi faida nahi hoo ga tu main han keh dayti hun itnay main meray shora samnay say aa jatay hain tu hazart sahib k sath koi un ka banda hota hai woh meray shohar ko deakh ker kehta hai k yeh tu Masha Allah bohat hi naik insan hai kuch achay alfaz aur kehtay hain mujhay woh yaad nahi wasay meray shohar Masha Allah namazi aur bohat naik hain aur mehrab bhi hai un k mathay bhi na tv deakthay hain na na merham aurat ko deakthay hain means her borai say bachnay ki pori koshis kertay hain. usay kay baad hum phir wahay say nechay uthar gay phir akk dam hum kahin aur chalay jatay hain kesi english institute main lakin humay yeh mehsos hoo raha hota hai k yaha humay hazart sahib nay hi behja hai waha meary shohar jaa ker english class main speach daytay hain esay hi phir meri ankh khol jati." wasay meray shohar ajj kal Australia janay k leay english ki tayari ker rahay hain.

Q: Aaj subhay 9 say 10 ke darmaiyan mainy khawab mai dekha ke hamary hath ki uper wali side pe dono tarf mehndi lagi hoi hai. Or hmary drawing room mai kafi ladies khari hoi han. Kuch sofay pe beithi han kuch khari or jis side pe mai khari hoi hon usi left side pe chat pe 2 chapkali han. Es khawab ki tabeer bta dain.

Q: Mene mere khwab mein mere husband ko kisi aur ke saath sex karte hue dekha. Please mujhay iski ki tabeer bataiye mai bahaut pareshan hun.

Q: Ek larki se facebook pe hi ishq hua tha. Wo bahot door ki thi but India ki hi thi aur sunni muslim thi. Hum ishq me pagal the but ek doosre se razi the. Shadi hone ki koi ummeed na thi. Main usko facebook pe hi inbox me kisi kisi din kehta tha ke main Allah ko gawah rakhte hue tumhe apni Nikah me leta hoon. Kya tumhe qubool hai to wo teen baar kehti thi ke qubool hai qubool hai qubool hai. Kya isse hamari nikah hui ya nhi?

Q: Main ne khawaab men dekha ke kuch seeriyan bani hui hain or main gaye ya shyd bail ki qurbani dekhny ke liye seriyon k ooper chrh gaya hoon, main ne dekha ke gaye ya shyd bail ki qurbani ki jarhi ha or kuch der baad main ne dekha ke wohi gaye ya bail 2 bra uth khara ha or us ki garden nahi kati main darr ke or seriyon ke ooper charh gaya hu. Jab dekha ke  neechy koi nahi ha phir neechy utar aya. Brah-e-karam mujy khawab ki tabeer bata den.

Q: May nay khwab may apna janaza dekha hai. Me bohot preshan hu.

Q: Me ne ye shayad do teen bar dekh chuki mjhe khwb me ata he ke mjhe mushkl jga se nche utrna hota he lkn mn bht prshn hti hun drti hun k kse utrun k jb b dkhti hun mre sath mri czn jo k bhabhi he wo hoti he wo hlp ka khti he is bar to mn roti hun to wo hns k khti hun k pgl tm rona shru ho gai mn mdad krngi tm nche utro us wqt mre hath mn fruit hota he jo k grta hai shpr se kch or ye jga whn hti he jhn mra susral hai hmsha oper se nche utrna hota he jo hmsha mshkl jga hoti hai.