Khwaabo ki Ta'beer

Q: Kal raat ko mene ek khwab deka ke main driving licence test dera haho likin bahoot ajeeb se road hai paharlo main jab main ghadi main betne jata ho Achanak ghadi jis pol pe kary hoty hai wo toot kar os main ger jaty hai ghadi main test lene wale ek khawatin or ek marde beta hota hai main onko bachani ke koshesh karta ho par wo pol ke andar chali jaty hai or political ke niche bahoot se panic bihty hai pani ka rand be esa hota hai kisy barish hoty hai or paharlo se nikal te hai tu ghadi osme bihty kar Chale jaty hai tu hum pass main ek gao jate hai onse kehty hai ke hume waha jaana hai ghadi or os khawatin or mard ko bachani ke liya tu wo kehty hai ke nahi waha mat jao warna wo tumhe mardingy pir kuch deer baad wo ghadi wapis aty hei or wo khawatin or mard khush br lagty hai or kehty hai ke hume on gao walo ne bachaya hai or mere taraf eshara karty hai ke esne bahoot koshesh ke bachy ne ke liya tu pir mere number aty hai ghadi chalane ke main jab jata ho tu road kachi ho jaty hai or mai ghadi chalana shoro kardita ho par bahoot teez ghadi chalata ho or zameen be pisly hoty hai tu wo mujhe fail karde te hai tu pir main ek chashmi ke pani ke kareb betta ho or mere kahy dost aty hai ke hum be fail howe hai or pir dekta ho ke mere wo test lene wale khawatin be waha bete hai or ek or ourat hai hum bate karty hai.

Q: Mene aaj khwab dekha hai ke me bike chala raha hu khwaab me aur mere sath bhen bhi hai bhen ke bache bhi hai wo paidal chal rahae hai aur me bike pr unke sth rawan hn kbi apni bhanje ko betata hn kbi bhanje ko age aur uske bad pr wo chuti si jo gari hoti hai usme beta hn kbi bike pr tau brai mehrbani jwb zaror de.

Q: Mufti sahab mujhe meray khawab ki tabeer chahiye. Meray walid ka intiqaal huay ab 3 mahinay ho rahay hai mene pehla khawab un ke intqaal ke baad jo woh yeh hai k walid se meri mulakaat hoti hai aur mein unse poichta hoo k aap kaha chalay gaye, toh walid mery haath mein torch dete hai aur kehtay hai ke ye mujhe gift mila hai aur mein tumhein deta hoo. Mein torch lekar on karta hoo lekin on nahi hota toh walid kehtay hai ke Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi rajeoon parho toh Torch ON ho jaiga. Phir walid aasman ki taraf ishara kartay hain aur kehtay hai k jahaz dekh rahay kaash ye jahaz yaani plane humara hota aur walid ke ankhon se aansoo nikalnay lagtay hai.

Doosra khawab mene yeh dekha ke walid wapis aatay hain apnay kaam ki gari mein aur khana gari se utaartay hain. Toh mein walid se piochta hoo abu cousin ki gari Que khari toh walid mujhe gari ki chaabi dete huay kehtay hai k gari mene li hai 2 ya 3 din k liye mehmano ko hotel se pick karna hai.

Q: Mene khawab me apna rishta hote dekha hai. Mujhe Mamu mere mubarak de rehe the ke us larke ke sath tumhara rishta hua hai or Mene bhi kaha ji bas kar diya ne. Khawab me apna rishta hote dekhna kesa hai? Please mujhe iski Tabeer bataein.

Q: Mufti shab ham khwab me chaand ko pehele ekdam nazdik dekhe or fir chanko utar ta dekhe to uski tabir kya hogi?

Q: Meri ammi ne ek khwaab dekha ke apne ghar ke tress par kapre dho rahe hai. Ayk bada sa tokra me bahut see choti machliyaan hai aur thoda bahut badi machlyaan dewaar ko laga kar khada kar hai ammi un machliyaan ko lekar upper se neeche ghar ko la rahe hai.

Q: Maine khawab me ayk sehat mand gae (cow) ko dekha wo mere peeche baagh rahi hai. Mai bhi baag raha hoon. Phir kuch door ja kar maine pichee mura to dekha ke wah dubli ho gayi hai.

Q: Mai ne khwaab mai dekha ke bht achi barish ho ri ha owr hawa chal rhi. Mai bht khush hoti or barish mai jaa ke neechy khri ho jati hn.

Q: Mene khwaab mn dekha ke meri shadi mery behnoi ke sath ho rahi he. Mene khud ko surkh jory mn dekhti hn ar kmry mn bethi hn, mery behnoi aty hn ar beth jaty hn. Phr mn dekhti hn ke mn apny ghr walon ko khti hn mjhy yh pasand ni hn, mn in say shadi ni krna chahti ti. To ghar waly kehty hn tmhara konsa nikah hwa hy abi tm inkar kr sakti ho phr mjy hosla hota hy. (Is k bad meri ankh khul jati hy... Plz mjy dr lg ra hy khwab mn shadi dekhna acha ni hota kindly jaldi tabeer bta den).

Q: Maine khwaab mein bakra dekha aur mai us par sawar tha aur won mar gaya.