Urdu Questions

Q:

1. Darul Uloom Deoband madrasaa ke Aqeeda sahhe hai kya?

2. Ahle sunnah hanfi deobandi jamaat sahhe hai kya?

3. "Behesti Zeur" Kitab ke ek masla mey achhi tarah samja nahi toh maine os masla ko "Darul Ullom Deoband" me parnewale Mufti ku onke facebook inbox me poocha tha. Masla yahi tha: "Najasat kam ho ya jayda pani me thori se najasate galiza girne se oh pani bhi najasate galiza ho hate hai. " Is masla ke najarye se me onku owr ek sawal poocha key -"Balti me pani lekar najasate galiza lagne bale napak kapra ko dubo ne se balti ke pani ke sath balti bhi napak ho jayega kya?"Onhone jabab dya ke pani napak hogaye ,balti napak nahi hoye. Ab me apse yahi jannah chahta haun key Onhone is masla ke bare me jo bataye hai oh sahhe hai kya.

Q: Mera masla ye he ke mai ek ladke se mohabt karti thi pr uski maa mujhe pasand nahi krti thi or uski shaadi kara di uske bad maine usse contact nahi kia ki ab uski shaadi ho gye. Phir shaadi ke do saal bad usne mjhe call kia ke tm mujse shasdi karlo. Maine bola ki tum shadi shuda ho to wo khne laga ki wo biwi ku nahi pasand krta agr maine usse nhi kia to jaan de dega Maine ga kr dia phir usne apni biwi se bat ki jo phle khud talaq chahte the pr jb usko pata chala to usne talaq se inkar kar dia phir usne kaha ki uske rehte huye karlo. Maine ghar me baat ki to sab maan bhi gye phir wo apne baat se piche hat gaya or mjhe shadi ke liye mana kar dia or ab mai usi se nikah krna chahte hu to kya ye jayaz hai agar ha to koi wazifa bata den ki wo raazi ho jaye nikah ke liye.

Q: Me apne gahr me thi ke khawab aya ke ma apne Dada abo k ghr thi to aisa laga ke San kah rahe han k Nabi paak (Sallallahu Alayhi Wasallam) ayn han to wo dosra kamre ma han ma or mera shohr ham nazran nicha kia us kamre ma jate han to waha ak buzarg bathan han or ham b do zano Bath jate han or achanak un ka chahra taya abo ki tarha ho Jata ha us k sab ghr wale salam pash karne jate han phr Keri ankh khul jati ha. Barah e meharbani is ki tabeeer bta de.

Q: Hajj ka kuch der bad mujy khawab aaya ke me dadi ke paas bathi baaten kar rahi thi. Aasmaan par halke halke baadal the or ayk dam meri nazar mashriq ki taraf asman par pare to khana kaba asman par apna rukh badal badal kar dikha raha ha or ma dosroon ko kah rahi hon ke udhr dakho khana kaba ha or ma usy dakh kar Subhaanaallah kah rahi hon. Barah e meharbani is ki tabeeer bata de. Shukria

Q: Mujhe koi aisa wazifa bata de jis se me namaazi ho jawu. Me pehle khushi khushi namaaz parhti thi. Pata nahi ab kia ho gaya he. Mujhe namaaz parhne ka dil nahi karta. Me jitni bhi koshish kar lu aik do namaze hi parhti hu wo bhi kabi kabaar. Mujhe koi wazifa bata de.

Q: Meri shaadi ku teen saal ho gaye shadi bas 2 mahine hi rahi. Mere shohar muje chhor kar chale gye waps nahi aaye aur talak bhi nahi de rahe. Teen saal se koi contact nahi he hmara mai apni maa ke paas rahti hu kya mai abhi bhi nikah me shamil hu meri ammi meri dusri shadi krwana chahti h hmari madad krne wala koi nahi he. Please koi masla btaye hme kya krna chahiye?

Q: Mera sawaal ye hai ke mai apni biwi se kis had tak phone par sexy baat kar sakta hu or kya mai phon par sex bhi kar sakta hu ya nhi?

Q: Raat ku ayna (glass) me moh (face) dekhne se koe bora hota hai kya? Hamare ammi ne kehte hai ke rat ko ayna me moh dekh ne abba - Ammi ke intakal ke waqt moh nahi dekhte hai. Yeah baat kitne door sach hai? Owr dosra raat me sallon me jakar shave kar sakte hai kya?

Q: Maine subah khwab dekha ke meri aik aunty jo foat ho chuky hain hamary village waly ghar main tundarust hain aur bohat sy log hain jin sy baatain ker rahy hain. Usky baad main jaag gaya air kerwat badal ke so giya. Baad main mainly phir khawab main kisi ki moot dekhi air aik dost ne as k mujh sy afsos bhi kiya won kis ki moot thi main nahi janta aur jaisa k footgi k baad mahmano ko khana dety hain to main bhi wahan khany k liye giya bohat acha chicken tha sath main 3 ya 4 bartaan main paaye ya matlab tang ke nechly his a kiya kehty hain main nahi jaanta lakin mujhy won bohat acha laga us khana taqseem kerny waly ne mujhy woh diya aur musroob peny ke liye aur gagar ka halwa dekha. Yeah footgi aur achaa khana main bohat preshan hu. Aaj juma ka din hai aur main pardess main hon. Mehrbani ker mujhy baataye.

Q: Mene khwaab me dekha ke mai apni waalida muhtarama ke sath (jo ke mashallah hayat hai) kahen ja raha hun ke itnai mai mere waalda kisi ghar ke andar dakhil ho jati hai jo ke ghaliban hamarai kiraya dar ke ghar hota hai. Waapsi pai waalda us aurat jin se wo mil kar aye unkai bad akhlaqi ki shikayat kafi relax andaz mei karte hai. Mujh se aur sath me waalda kehte hai k us aurat ne mjhe phchana nahe tabhi bad akhlaqi se pesh aaye, chaltai chaltai achanak mai apnai waakda ki taraf dekhta hun to un k sir pai ghass phus ka kafi bara ghatta rakha hua hai usi wakt mera bara bhai kahen se ajata hai aur barai bhai ke hukm pai me wo ghatta waalda se le leta hun lekin uska wazan naqabil e bardasht hota hai wo mjh se uthaya he nahe jata uskai baad kch yaad nahe shayad manzar ghayab ho gaya tha!