Urdu Questions

Q: Agar khawab mein dekhay kay koi shaks jo mar chuka hai aur uss ka khawab mein dekhein kay woh teetli (white butterfly) se khel raha hai aur woh uss ko jab pakarnay lagta hai tou woh uss se udh kar idhar udhar ho jati hai woh uss ko pakar nahin pata........kia tabeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay hamare abu ghum ho jaate hain aur woh mil nai rahe hote aur hum bade pareshan huay hote hain aur phir meri behan dekhti hai kay hamare apne hi ghar mein aik qabar hoti hai aur mere abu koi qabar mein chunwa deta hai aur buhat ziada buray haal se mar diya hota hai aur qabar mein chunwa diya hota hai aur yeh sun kar meri ammi ko buhat sakht shock poonchta hai aur woh jin jaisi ban jaati hain aur phir un qatil koi jinn hota hai aur woh mil jata hai aur mein uss ko buhat marta hoon zameen pe leta kay aur chup chap mar khata hai mujh se aur sab meri ammi aur behan apne apne kamron mein chale jaate hain aur sab apnay kamron ke darwaze band kar ke chale jaate hain aur mein akela darwaza knock hi karta rehta hoon aur buhat andere mein darr lag raha hota hai.........kia tbaeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab mein dekha kay inzamam jo cricketer tha ab woh rehree par kuch frokht (sale) kar raha hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay hamara ghar buhat bada hai aur aise lagta hai kay jaise mere papa soye huey hain aur mera bhai ka buhat bada kamra hai jis mein bathroom bhi hai buhat acha aur mein uss mein nahane kay liye jaana chahta hoon aur jab mein jaa raha hota hoon tou dekhta hoon kay bhai bhi sonay laga hai aur jab mein wahan bathroom pohnchta hoon tou wahan buhat bada bathroom hota hai jaise lagta hai jaise ghar koi naya ghar hai jis mein shaid kitchen bhi hai aur aur kamre bhi aur buhat roshniyan hain, jab bathroom ponchta hoon tou wahan white paint hua hai aur buhat bada hai lekin bathroom itni achi halat mein nai hai kiunke zameen aur dewaron par buhat khichad aur mitti hai aur aisa lagta hai kay yahan chupkaliyan bhi buhat hongi tou dekhta hoon kay khidki kay bahir buhat moti do chupkaliyan hain aur thoda sa sheesha bhi toota hua hai khidki ka jis se chupkaliyan aik dam ander aa sakti hain aur aise lagta hai kay aur ander bhi buhat zada chupkaliyan hongi wahan, chupkaliyan ander nazar nahin aati lekin aisa lagta hai kay ander bhi chupkaliyan hain buhat se jaise bahir hain aur mein sochta hoon bhai tou in chupkalyon se darta nahin hai aur yeh bathroom use karta hai lekin mujhay tou buhat dar lagta hai, tou mein wahan se chala jata hoon yeh soch kar kay jab naya paint ho jaye ga bathroom mein tou yeh chupkaliyan khud chali jaien gee tou mein phir iss mein aaya karon ga.............kia tabeer hai?

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1. Mein ne khawab dekha tha jo ahista ahista mujhay yaad aata ja raha hai kay mein ne dekha kay koi ladki pehlay se shaadi shuda hai uss ka shaid bacha bhi hai mein uss ko hosla dene kay liye gale se lagata hoon aur ghalti se sex ho raha hota hai aur mein kehta hoon kay woh abhi mushkil mein hai uss ko gale se alag nahin karana chahiye iss liye honay do aur phir delhta hoon kay hum sab ghaadi mein hain aur mujhay mere mama papa kuch khareednay kay liye aur mein ghaadi se utarta hoon jab woh ghaadi rokte hain aur phir dekhta hoon katy wahan pe inzamam jo cricketer hai uss ne mouchain aur french daari beard rakhi hoti hai aur woh kuch frokht kar rha hota hai aur phir dekhta hoon kay jo mera cousin hai woh 10 saal ka hai lekin mein ne uss ko 5 ya 6 saal ka dekha hai aoh mere saath motorcycle pe bhaita hai aur mein motorcycle chala raha hoon aur hum buhat mouj masti karte hain............kia tabeer hai?
2. Mein ne khawab dekha kay mein buhat ooncha udh raha hai jaise aasmaan ki sair kar raha hoon matlab jaise aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur aasmaan kay buhat kareeb udh raha hoon aur mujhay aisa lagta hai mein ne buhat mushlkil dekhi hain iss liye mein aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur buhat tezi se udh raha hoon (zameen se aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh raha ya aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh kar ja raha) balke aasmaan ke qareeb udh rha hoon............kahin yeh mout ya kisi nuksaan ka isharah tou nahin hai?

Q: Mere fiancee ka 10 months se kuch pata nahi hai woh ayk khatarnaak jaga gae the .... log kehte hen ke unki death hogae hai .... lekin mera dil nahi manta. Me last 8 months se unki wapsi ka wazifa karrahi hun ... or mene during wazifa khuab me kafi baar dekha hai ke woh wapis agae hen muje yaqeen nahi araha hai ... or unko zinda dekha hai .. lekin woh mujse naraz hen ya mujse kam kam bat karrahe hen ... mene khuab me yebi dekha ke sabne kaha woh dead hen magar woh zinda hen ...... aap muje tabeer bataen.  Me raat me Allah se naik khuab ka keh ke soti hun ... me bohot roti hun or bohot pareshan or depress hogae hun ....

Q: Kia mahram ke baghair hajj karna (safar jany se wapsi tak) ho skta hy? Aksar log jaty hen kia unka hajj sahi hy? Aksar log farzi or lafzi mahram bana ke hajj pe chaly jaty hen kia iss tarah sahi he? Secondly ayk aisi oorat jis ke pass hajj ki istetahat he lekin uska dunia mein koi mehram na ho to kia wo hajj kary gi agar han to kiss trah?

Q: Mere bahi Saudi Arabia mein job krty hen unho ne Hajj ka irada kia or sath meri bhabi k documents bhi jamah krwaye, ke wo wahan se aaye gy or bhabi pakistan se jaye gi or dono hajj krien gy. Mein ne un se kaha ke aap Pakistan aa ke bhabi ke sath jayen q k mehram k bina safar sahi nai to unho ne mahalle ke ayk 80 year buzurg jo hajj pe ja rhy thy un ko bhabi ka mehram bana dia ke ye mamu hen hala ke un buzurg se koi rishta nai. Ab jab ke wo ja chuky hen wahan Saudi Arabia mein bahi ko hajj karny ki ijazat nahi mil rahi. Ab bhabi ka hajj kis tarh ho ga or sahi ho ga ya nahi?

Q: Hum mohaaram k ba'd umrae ko jarahe he. Kya hum waha pai ayk larkhe ka nam laike uske saat mera nika ho bolke dua karsakte? Jis ku love karte us ka nam laisakte waha pe kya yhai jaiz he?

Q: Mera sawal aap sy haq mehar ke baary me hy. Meri shadi hony wali hy or hamary yaha kuch wajoohaat ki bina par Haq mehar boht ziada rakha jata hy, jo kici bhi soorat me hum apni new wife ku us ke huqooq ada karny sy pehly itni bari amount nai dy sakty. Ab meri shadi meri cousin se horahi he, or hum dono ne aapas me mutually understanding sy ye agree kia hy k nikkah naamy me jo chahy haq mehar likha ho, lekin ham ne aapas me jo amount agree kia he actual haq mehar woi hoga. Nikaah naamy wala just aik security ke tor par he, to kia husband and wife bina kisi dabao or force ke aapas me is tarah haq mehar rakh sakty hen, jo ke bawaqt e haq-e-zojiat sy pehly ada kar dia jae.