Urdu Questions

Q: Mein ne khawab mein dekha kay mein raaste mein hoon ghar se bahir aur mein kuch khata nahin hoon kiun ke mere pass paisay nahn hote aur bhooka pyasa rehta hoon aur baad mein jab mein dekhta hoon kay meri pocket mein tou buhat paisay thay aur mein aisay hi bhooka pyaasa raha.....kia tabeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay aik chupkali mujhay aur meri behan ko tang kar rahi hai aur woh moun se gand bhi phank rahi hai aur mein darr raha hoon phir meri behan uss say darna khatam kar deti hai aur woh uss kay buhat pass jati hai aur peechay se mera bhai aata hai aur woh uss chupkali ko goli mar deta hai aur woh mar jati hai........kia tabeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khswab dekha kay mein, meri ammi, mere abu aur hamara koi guest aaya hua hai aur iss doran koi 5 ya 6 chor ghar mein ghuss gaye hain aur meri ammi bolti hain kay ghar mein 5 ya 6 log ghuss gaye hain aur mere abu aur woh guest darr rahe hain aur dekhne nahin ja rahe aur mein jata hoon aur dekhta hoon kay koi aadmi behta hua hai sofa par aur jo log uss kay saath aaye hain woh ghar kay rooms mein chale gaye hain aur mein uss ko dekhtay hi lana shuru kar deta hoon aur guest uss aik chor ko pakar kar laate hain aur mein uss ko bhi marna shuru kar deta hoon aur phir woh mujhay jaan se marne ki dhamki deta hai aur phir meri aankh khul gayee.........fajar ka time tha........kia tabeer hai?

Q: Agar khawab mein dekhay kay koi shaks jo mar chuka hai aur uss ka khawab mein dekhein kay woh teetli (white butterfly) se khel raha hai aur woh uss ko jab pakarnay lagta hai tou woh uss se udh kar idhar udhar ho jati hai woh uss ko pakar nahin pata........kia tabeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay hamare abu ghum ho jaate hain aur woh mil nai rahe hote aur hum bade pareshan huay hote hain aur phir meri behan dekhti hai kay hamare apne hi ghar mein aik qabar hoti hai aur mere abu koi qabar mein chunwa deta hai aur buhat ziada buray haal se mar diya hota hai aur qabar mein chunwa diya hota hai aur yeh sun kar meri ammi ko buhat sakht shock poonchta hai aur woh jin jaisi ban jaati hain aur phir un qatil koi jinn hota hai aur woh mil jata hai aur mein uss ko buhat marta hoon zameen pe leta kay aur chup chap mar khata hai mujh se aur sab meri ammi aur behan apne apne kamron mein chale jaate hain aur sab apnay kamron ke darwaze band kar ke chale jaate hain aur mein akela darwaza knock hi karta rehta hoon aur buhat andere mein darr lag raha hota hai.........kia tbaeer hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab mein dekha kay inzamam jo cricketer tha ab woh rehree par kuch frokht (sale) kar raha hai?

Q: Mein ne khawab dekha kay hamara ghar buhat bada hai aur aise lagta hai kay jaise mere papa soye huey hain aur mera bhai ka buhat bada kamra hai jis mein bathroom bhi hai buhat acha aur mein uss mein nahane kay liye jaana chahta hoon aur jab mein jaa raha hota hoon tou dekhta hoon kay bhai bhi sonay laga hai aur jab mein wahan bathroom pohnchta hoon tou wahan buhat bada bathroom hota hai jaise lagta hai jaise ghar koi naya ghar hai jis mein shaid kitchen bhi hai aur aur kamre bhi aur buhat roshniyan hain, jab bathroom ponchta hoon tou wahan white paint hua hai aur buhat bada hai lekin bathroom itni achi halat mein nai hai kiunke zameen aur dewaron par buhat khichad aur mitti hai aur aisa lagta hai kay yahan chupkaliyan bhi buhat hongi tou dekhta hoon kay khidki kay bahir buhat moti do chupkaliyan hain aur thoda sa sheesha bhi toota hua hai khidki ka jis se chupkaliyan aik dam ander aa sakti hain aur aise lagta hai kay aur ander bhi buhat zada chupkaliyan hongi wahan, chupkaliyan ander nazar nahin aati lekin aisa lagta hai kay ander bhi chupkaliyan hain buhat se jaise bahir hain aur mein sochta hoon bhai tou in chupkalyon se darta nahin hai aur yeh bathroom use karta hai lekin mujhay tou buhat dar lagta hai, tou mein wahan se chala jata hoon yeh soch kar kay jab naya paint ho jaye ga bathroom mein tou yeh chupkaliyan khud chali jaien gee tou mein phir iss mein aaya karon ga.............kia tabeer hai?

Q: 

1. Mein ne khawab dekha tha jo ahista ahista mujhay yaad aata ja raha hai kay mein ne dekha kay koi ladki pehlay se shaadi shuda hai uss ka shaid bacha bhi hai mein uss ko hosla dene kay liye gale se lagata hoon aur ghalti se sex ho raha hota hai aur mein kehta hoon kay woh abhi mushkil mein hai uss ko gale se alag nahin karana chahiye iss liye honay do aur phir delhta hoon kay hum sab ghaadi mein hain aur mujhay mere mama papa kuch khareednay kay liye aur mein ghaadi se utarta hoon jab woh ghaadi rokte hain aur phir dekhta hoon katy wahan pe inzamam jo cricketer hai uss ne mouchain aur french daari beard rakhi hoti hai aur woh kuch frokht kar rha hota hai aur phir dekhta hoon kay jo mera cousin hai woh 10 saal ka hai lekin mein ne uss ko 5 ya 6 saal ka dekha hai aoh mere saath motorcycle pe bhaita hai aur mein motorcycle chala raha hoon aur hum buhat mouj masti karte hain............kia tabeer hai?
2. Mein ne khawab dekha kay mein buhat ooncha udh raha hai jaise aasmaan ki sair kar raha hoon matlab jaise aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur aasmaan kay buhat kareeb udh raha hoon aur mujhay aisa lagta hai mein ne buhat mushlkil dekhi hain iss liye mein aasmaan mein udh raha hoon aur buhat tezi se udh raha hoon (zameen se aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh raha ya aasmaan ki taraf nahin udh kar ja raha) balke aasmaan ke qareeb udh rha hoon............kahin yeh mout ya kisi nuksaan ka isharah tou nahin hai?

Q: Mere fiancee ka 10 months se kuch pata nahi hai woh ayk khatarnaak jaga gae the .... log kehte hen ke unki death hogae hai .... lekin mera dil nahi manta. Me last 8 months se unki wapsi ka wazifa karrahi hun ... or mene during wazifa khuab me kafi baar dekha hai ke woh wapis agae hen muje yaqeen nahi araha hai ... or unko zinda dekha hai .. lekin woh mujse naraz hen ya mujse kam kam bat karrahe hen ... mene khuab me yebi dekha ke sabne kaha woh dead hen magar woh zinda hen ...... aap muje tabeer bataen.  Me raat me Allah se naik khuab ka keh ke soti hun ... me bohot roti hun or bohot pareshan or depress hogae hun ....

Q: Kia mahram ke baghair hajj karna (safar jany se wapsi tak) ho skta hy? Aksar log jaty hen kia unka hajj sahi hy? Aksar log farzi or lafzi mahram bana ke hajj pe chaly jaty hen kia iss tarah sahi he? Secondly ayk aisi oorat jis ke pass hajj ki istetahat he lekin uska dunia mein koi mehram na ho to kia wo hajj kary gi agar han to kiss trah?