Urdu Questions

Q: Mene khawab men dekha ke men apnay ghar ke kitchen ke darwazay men bethi huwe hun aor sath men mera barra bhai ne ek chota ca pyara masoom ca bacha hai. Jo khaawab men mera chota bhai hai. (Haqeeqat men main sabce choti hun ghar men) Meri ammi baray bhai ko khanay ko cheezen deti hain aor meri plate men phly he ek rotti aor ek barra ca fried egg parra hota hai.. Wo chota bacha chup kr k betha hota hai tou men thorra ca egg uckay mun men dalti hun aor wo boht wehshi (wildly) tareeqay ce andaa khata hai jece mera hath b khaa jaega. Men ucko boht daantti hun ec harqat pr aor phr meri ammi mujhe daant deti hain k mene ucko aica kyun bola. Phr men unko samjhati hun ke yeh mera chota bhai hai aor men ec ce boht pyaar krti hun.

Q: Maine khwaab mai crocodile aur black snake dekha meri engagement kay baad toh iska kya matlab hota?

Q: Kya phone par biwi ke sath sexy batein ya sexually maze le sakte hai?

Q: Ladies beauty parlour chalane ke liye non muslim lady ko dena jaiz he? Aur uski jo income aaye vo istemal kar sakte he? Kya ye rent income halal hogi?

Q: Main khwaab dekha ke main room main baitha tha utne main mere pupi ki bachi aayi aur bola room main chota sa saanp nikla hai us k bhai ko bulawo marna hai main neeche gaya (wo room 1st floor par tha) wahan mere chacha the aur main ne un ko bataya aur ham dono ne do lakdiyan li aur saanp marne aaye but ham ko saanp nahi mila ham neeche aa gaye. phir thori dair baad main wap lauta to room k saamne ek bahoot bada saanp tha main ne chach ko awaz di wo aaye ham do no seediyon se dekh rahe the main ne phupi ko awaz di k aap palag par baith jao bahar saanp hai bahoot bada. tabhi wo saanp ek aadmi ki shakal leta hai.aur ham ko ek khubsurat aadmi dekhta hai. aaj kal saanp bahoot aa rahe hai khwab main kabi aise mehsoos hota hai k mere pair main hai to main dar k uth jaata hun. baraye meherbaani tabeer aur koi hal batayen.

Q: Mera sawal yeh hay kay islam ki rooh se dosri bivi aur bachon kay kia haqooq aur faraiz hain shohar pe kia jitnay haqooq pahli bivi aur bachon ke hain utnay he hain?

Q: Muje khwaab me dargah nazar ati meharbani farmakar jawab dijie.

Q: Mai khwaab mai apna pair ka talwa katgaya bahot takleef hori phir mera bhai mujko doctor ke pass legai doctor sui sai mera talwa seediye. Mehar bani farmakar jawab dijie.

Q: Mein ne hafte ki raat ko khwab me dekha ke mere husband ke pait me bohat sari sui chubi hui hein. Mein aur ek admi rishtedar hai laikin shakal nazar nae aati mere husband ke paas bethein hein to woh apna pait humein dikhate hein mein in se poochti hoon k suian kaise lagin jawab dete hein pata nae. Wo aadmi 2 suian nikalta hai phr bhi in ko pata nae chalta. Please mjhe is ki tabeer baat dein pehle bhi hamare ghar se suion wala kapra nikla hai.